Things you should NOT bring to court

Here is just a short list:

• The complaining witness on your violation of a protective order case
• your Corona t-shit to your DUI case
• your weed
• the six children you watch in day care
• your alcohol laden breath
• your pimp
• your fake ID
• your fake community service papers
• your fake alcohol program papers
• your fake doctor's note
• your fake alibi witness

And in case you were wondering, yes, I have seen people bring all of these things.