Pocket Full of Laptop Cryptonite

I have killed another laptop. Well, maybe not killed it, but I have seriously injured it. It was taking 35 to 45 minutes from start up to getting a webpage loaded. The screen flops around like a mackerel. It goes blue screen on my for no reason. It has approximately 2 minutes of battery power. It sucks.

I think my husband got tired of listening to the myriad ways I was planning to annihilate that machine because the other night he asked me what color laptop I would like. I said purple. About 5 minutes later he said, "Ok, your laptop will be delivered on Friday."

Woot! It is here! It is purple! I run my finger over some weird fingerprint detector and it recognizes me! Yes. Too exciting.

I vow to try and care for this one better than I did the last. That fucker only made it about 2 1/2 years. I blame the fact that I took the Bar Exam on it. Fucking SoftTest killed it for sure.